Bottom 10 List

  1. Accidentally kill the love of your life
  2. Sit comfortably in a chair. You are alone in a room no-one else can find. If you ever move more than an inch every other living thing in the universe dies in agony. When you die the restriction is lifted.
  3. Your eyeballs are replaced with the same volume of salted peanuts
  4. Fall over grazing all the skin off your body. You become a walking scab, with every movement ripping it off, thus you will never heal.
  5. Have your legs ripped off and fed to you.
  6. Drink a bum's vomit for a whole month (you can only eat dry bread)
  7. Each of your eyes is replaced with a raw egg
  8. Be tortured over the course of one year, then die a painful death
  9. Have 100 immortal mosquitoes embedded in your face
  10. Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes at all times

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