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Wake up covered with maggots

Ranked 1702 of 1996

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danielkinane   Remember, maggots eat dead flesh.

jordan.devenport21   Waking up covered in insect/larvae is a popular choice here. Seeing as it only happens once, I could live with it.

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Wake up covered with moths

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5% prefer Wake up covered with maggots

Wake up covered with spiders

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57% prefer Wake up covered with maggots

Your tears are boiling hot

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danielkinane   The maggots, while a little creepy, wouldn't be bad at all.

Wake up covered with bees

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49% prefer Wake up covered with maggots

Be known for telling bad puns

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sojikari   I'd rather be the guy covered in bad puns, then the guy covered in your mom.

Wake up covered with cockroaches

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45% prefer Wake up covered with maggots

Fall into a vat of maggots

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27% prefer Wake up covered with maggots

bryan.derksen   I'd rather fall into the vat of maggots because if I were to wake up covered in them I'd be left with the question of where the heck they all came from. I wouldn't sleep well until that was answered.

Eat a bowl of pure cocoa

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0% prefer Wake up covered with maggots

sojikari   Seriously? Cocoa <3

Wake up covered with mosquitoes

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51% prefer Wake up covered with maggots

Wake up with your mouth full of maggots

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96% prefer Wake up covered with maggots

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