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Speak like Beaker

Ranked 1257 of 1996

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jonnyt_

Based on the muppets, the professor CAN understand beaker. So I will proceed with the assumption that even though I speak like beaker, people CAN in fact understand me.

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Have people think you are silly

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21% prefer Speak like Beaker

Talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger

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ATMs will release any sum of money requested to anyone. However, for each dollar you take out one ticket in your name is entered into a draw. At the end of each week a single name is drawn and that person is killed.

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39% prefer Speak like Beaker

The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty closest friends

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jonnyt_

If my friends and I SPEAK like beaker does that mean we understand beaker?

The other option this is paired with doesn't happen to you but instead happens to your twenty closest friends

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Speak like the Swedish Chef

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You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.

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82% prefer Speak like Beaker

The other option this is paired with happens to everyone on Earth, not just to you.

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jonnyt_

If people can understand beaker then it its not really a big deal. If you personally speak like him, you'll sound silly, while if everyone does, it won't make a difference. In fact it would be good because everyone would speak the same language. However, if people can't understand it. The personal one would suck, but the global would lead to the total collapse of society.

Be cursed to have the head of a donkey (modified so that you can still speak normally)

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