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Be a satyr

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Be cursed to have the hindquarters of a donkey from the waist down (modified so that you can still stand and walk upright)

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73% prefer Be a satyr

The other option this is paired with happens to 50% of the people on Earth, chosen at random. You don't know whether you will be among them.

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All alcoholic beverages taste unbearably disgusting to you

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Be a minotaur

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Get completely drunk

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jonnyt_   What if I just _think_ I'm a satyr _because_ I'm completely drunk

The other option this is paired with happens to you and also happens to your twenty closest friends

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Be a centaur

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Embrace stoicism

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Get a cold sore

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gruntspwn   Oooh, being a satyr would be cool. Then I could be an intimidating face to contend with when I usher in the WORKERS REVOLUTION!

The other option this is paired with happens to everyone on Earth, not just to you.

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35% prefer Be a satyr

sojikari   Whatever a Satyr is, for strictly entertainment values, DOOM US ALL!

Go to the doctor

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33% prefer Be a satyr

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