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Have a red-hot cactus shoved up your nose

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bryan.derksen  

This one is troubling. Cacti are made of organic compounds and water, if one is hot enough to be incandescent it would explode into vapor or at least instantly burn. If it's red hot and yet still recognizably a cactus it's not made of normal cactus material.
whargolflorp  

its a magic cactus
blackrocknroll  

@brian: ... scienced.
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Everyone else smells like the most horrible BO ever to you (but to themselves and everyone else they smell normal)

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gruntspwn  

Whatever, humans don't smell that bad.

1g of each element (up to 86) is arranged in a grid of cubes (matching the layout of the periodic table). Each cube is separated by an impenetrable force field and is 100% pure. This entire construction is embedded in your left leg. Then the force fields are turned off.

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Accidentally format your hard drive

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yhollow1  

Accidentally formatting my hard drive would not be devestating because I ve got many backups. :)

Have mean parents

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