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Have feathers instead of hair
 
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Have a pet velociraptor. It is well-behaved, but only for you.

 
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tomfoolery1992

feathers would be amazing!

RbrtKurtz

Who the fuck wouldn't want a velociraptor that behaves for you?!

wewereonlytryingtodrownher

Feathers = MAJESTIC CREATURE.. sums me up!

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