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You have to pick:

Go to jail for a crime you didn't commit
 
or
 
Whenever you're faced with a moral dilemma a tiny modron and a tiny slaad appear on your shoulders to argue for the the stereotypically "lawful" and "chaotic" solutions to it.

 
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bryan.derksen

How bad is the crime, and how long is the prison term? Two days for petty theft, or life imprisonment for puppy molestation?

jonnyt_

I'm imagining a life sentence for the jail term.

jonnyt_

As an additional note, when I say "life sentence" I mean the standard 20 years in prison followed by parole

bryan.derksen

For those unfamiliar with the monsters of Dungeons and Dragons, modrons are polyhedral clockwork creatures that are the supernatural embodiment of order and slaad are froglike beings that are the supernatural embodiment of chaos. Much like how angels and demons embody "good" and "evil" respectively.

wewereonlytryingtodrownher

I dig chaos yo..

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