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A bum off the street walks up to you and licks your face three times

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Instead of arms you have venomous snakes growing from your shoulders. You can control them to some degree but they also have minds of their own and will act like normal snakes when you aren't paying close attention.

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sojikari
Call me snake man! I will run through public places, aiming for the biggest unarmed homicide run, in the guiness world book of records!

shotgun.suzie1
Well this often happens on a saturday night and its not that bad....

whargolflorp
@sojikari Not necessarily unARMED now is it

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