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Instead of arms you have venomous snakes growing from your shoulders. You can control them to some degree but they also have minds of their own and will act like normal snakes when you aren't paying close attention.

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Be the oldest person on earth

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bryan.derksen
Does this mean I suddenly get a lot older, or does it mean that nobody older than me exists?

jonnyt_
Maybe you just live for a really long time and eventually become the oldest

sojikari
Call me snake man! I will run through public places, aiming for the biggest unarmed homicide run, in the guiness world book of records!

sojikari
Only if I get to kill everyone older than me. nods

whargolflorp
@sojikari Not necessarily unARMED now is it

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