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Discover that, due to a freak cloning accident that's since been covered up, one of your biological parents was actually a sheep.

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You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis

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JonThompsonsEmail
You can talk - you're voice emanates from the cloud - but it sounds like farting.

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