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You have to pick:

Work as a chef
 
or
 
Whenever you can't be seen by anyone you turn instantly into an unbreakable statue. You change back the moment someone can see you again.

 
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jonnyt_

I would hate to work as a chef. Cooking all day without being allowed to snitch ingredients!! That would be torture!

errorblankfeild

A pro chef owns his/her own kitchen... steal all you want.

errorblankfeild

^_^ Jumping off remote cliffs and landing as a statue, unharmed. (I'll have a friend find me afterwards...)

Look mommy, that man is jumping off a cliff!
0_o AVERT YOUR EYES CHILD!

Hopefully his mom would cover his eyes and close hers before I splat...

dimension_Wolf13

Don't blink

jaxondude25

dr whoooooooo

bjfreeman801

Did you know I can't shower alone?

futurevgd

SCP 173...
SCP 173!
NO!!

dudetheiguana

I could have a guide human

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