I would hate to work as a chef. Cooking all day without being allowed to snitch ingredients!! That would be torture!
A pro chef owns his/her own kitchen... steal all you want.
^_^ Jumping off remote cliffs and landing as a statue, unharmed. (I'll have a friend find me afterwards...)
Look mommy, that man is jumping off a cliff! 0_o AVERT YOUR EYES CHILD!
Hopefully his mom would cover his eyes and close hers before I splat...
Don't blink
dr whoooooooo
Did you know I can't shower alone?
SCP 173...SCP 173!NO!!
I could have a guide human
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