My dog licks my face for a long time whenever she gets the chance - how's this different?
waabHermes
Human mouths are significantly more disgusting than dog mouths.
bryan.derksen
Joke's on them, I've got a cold right now.
bryan.derksen
What happens when there are mutually contradictory wishes (eg, wishing to live in a castle on the Moon, and wishing to live on a private Carribean island)? I'm going to assume that the three wishes get selected in random order and that subsequent wishes can override earlier ones in the details where they conflict.