You have to pick:

Is this _all_ that I can eat? Or is this more like "congratulations, you've won a lifetime supply of free bread sticks!" And I can just go somewhere else if I want to eat something else?

I think that the bread sticks are the only thing you can eat. But they're unlimited....

So, a fictional character hates me? Where is the down side to that? Being the bad guy in a comic? Oh no! The humanity! I could never handle such an atrocity. :/

For the purpose of this option you can assume superman is real. I guess you have to assume that he is real regardless of whether you pick this option or not, otherwise it adds an odd positive dimension to it.

The feeling is mutual, Superman.