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Your only way of showing compassion is by saying "I pity the fool"

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Whenever you're faced with a moral dilemma a tiny modron and a tiny slaad appear on your shoulders to argue for the the stereotypically "lawful" and "chaotic" solutions to it.

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bryan.derksen
For those unfamiliar with the monsters of Dungeons and Dragons, modrons are polyhedral clockwork creatures that are the supernatural embodiment of order and slaad are froglike beings that are the supernatural embodiment of chaos. Much like how angels and demons embody "good" and "evil" respectively.

DouglassonJeff
"I pity the fool who thinks I don't empathize with your situation." Eh, it works.

wewereonlytryingtodrownher
I dig chaos yo..

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