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Thou must speaketh only in Early Modern English (aka "Shakespearean" English), with thee/thou/thy/thine/etc.
 
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A genie appears and grants you three wishes. It's the kind of genie that will deliberately try to twist the literal wording of your wishes in ways you won't like, though if you take enough care you can ensure that there's very little room for misinterpretation.

 
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bjfreeman801  

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!—One, two. Why, then, ’tis time to do ’t. Hell is murky!—Fie, my lord, fie! A soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him.

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