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Drink anything you want, but you have to drink from a freshly soiled bedpan. You can dump out the bedpan and shake it, but you can't clean it or wipe it out.
 
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Drink only warm, flat, diet Dr. Pepper as the only beverage for the rest of your life

 
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derksenmobile

If it's only been urinated in then it should be reasonably sanitary. If it's been pooped in I'll choose to drink antiseptic, take the tiniest possible sip, spit it out, and then try again until I get a urine-only one.

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