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Every time you sneeze you shrink by 0.1% of your current height.
 
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When you die your spirit is reincarnated as another organism (human, animal, plant, anything), and the type of organism is influenced by how good a person you are

 
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RbrtKurtz  

A good atheist, a good satanist, and a good Hindu are three every different people. What constitutes a "good person?" Do we only have one incarnation to an animal after we die as a human, then we die forever? Or is this a cyclical kind of thing? Do the animals and plants (f*cking plants, really?!) have to be "good" to reincarnate? What determines if a fern or plankton has been good or bad?

JonThompsonsEmail  

@RbrtKurtz: I don't know. But you might want to find out. :P
thehankerchief  

Does this only compress your height?
After 1000 sneezes you'll be 36.77% of your original height. You'd start becoming very oddly-shaped if it didn't shrink all your dimensions.
Do the WYR Pixies magically make it possible for your body to function at extremely small sizes?
JonThompsonsEmail  

Your body stays at the same proportions and yes, the WYR pixies make you able to survive at tiny sizes.
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