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A genie grants you twenty wishes redeemable whenever you want, but each time you make a wish it transforms you another 1/20th of the way into a goat. Your wishes cannot reverse or prevent this condition.

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Put a banana in your ear

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projectendgame
can you say ear infection?

tlucy
"Put a banana right into your favorite ear..."

RbrtKurtz
I guess this depends on how hard you have to push the banana, and if it's peeled.

bryan.derksen
I think we can assume that your mind doesn't change, otherwise it would be hard to keep making wishes (or the last couple of wishes would always be for tasty grass, which is boring).

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