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Get into a large bathtub of room temperature cola (of your choice) and be unable to leave until you drink it all
 
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Be attracted to monkeys

 
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jonnyt_

How attracted? Is it just a secret I bury deep down... or do I feel compelled to... ACT on it.

Prairie.Bandit

Well, humans are... related to monkeys... and I'm sure there are some humans as dumb as monkeys... does that count?

whargolflorp

I think it would be a rising attraction, that grows on you as time goes by.

danielkinane

Prairie Bandit, there's no need to insult the monkeys.

derksenmobile

I'm allowed to pee over the edge of the tub, right?

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