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Options 1003 to 1013
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Always work the night shift
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Drink only warm, flat, diet Dr. Pepper as the only beverage for the rest of your life
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Your hair grows at a rate of ten centimeters per hour
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Unexpectedly see yourself on "The Worlds Dumbest People"
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Shoot milk out of your nose whenever you laugh. This happens regardless of whether or not you have been drinking milk.
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Own a snowmobile
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Own 100 square miles of desert
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Both of the previous options come true
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Fill your pants with chili, while you are wearing them
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You are one of 10 babies stolen from the hospital at birth and given to willing couples as part of an experiment on different child rearing styles