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  1. Fall into a vat of human eyeballs
  2. Take 30 hits of acid
  3. When your spouse has a cold they don't blow their nose, they just let the snot flow out as it will
  4. Only eat hot-pockets for the rest of your life
  5. Live as a monster
  6. Become a werecow
  7. All liquids taste unbearably disgusting to you, except whiskey
  8. You are immortal and invincible but you become a solid rubber ball one foot in diameter. You can bounce and roll yourself around and you can speak but you can't otherwise manipulate your surroundings.
  9. Every conversation you have ends awkwardly
  10. Boiling water teleports into your digestive system and entirely fills it. One second later it disappears.


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