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  1. Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
  2. Fall into a vat of mice
  3. Shrink to 1/12 of your regular height (while remaining fully functional and properly proportioned)
  4. Be killed in a quick and painless way
  5. Only speak Chinese in America
  6. Be named Hitler
  7. Live in a world where everything sounds creepy
  8. Have a tail that never stops wagging, causing you to break things and smack people wherever you go
  9. Everyone except you loses the ability to read and can never relearn
  10. Punch a baby


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