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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
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Have the grim reaper come knocking on your door
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Get sued
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Sunburn begins to set in after 5 minutes
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Age backwards
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Live on nothing but plain rice for the rest of your life (you take pills to make sure you get any missing nutrients so you don't die)
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Become 10% uglier
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Every female within 100 feet of you becomes pregnant
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All people confined to insane asylums escape and all records of mental illness are deleted
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Be named Snotface