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Whenever you fart it sounds like a loud belch
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Only wear wool for the rest of your life
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You're being chased by a fast zombie
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Drink a glass half full of methanol and half full of mercury
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The option that this is paired with doesn't happen. Instead you dream that it happens every single night. It is the only dream you have for the rest of your life.
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Wash your face in a urinal
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Be cursed to change into a donkey any time someone calls you an "ass", only changing back when someone calls you a "human"
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Be married to Tom Brady
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Everything you touched turned into gold
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Have 12 children