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Options 1769 to 1779
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All man-made fabrics burn your skin
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Everyone else smells like the most horrible BO ever to you (but to themselves and everyone else they smell normal)
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Have a parrot-like beak instead of a human nose and mouth
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Lose all of your teeth
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Sleep on a pile of full garbage bags every night
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The only food that gives you sustenance is mosquitoes
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Swim forever in a maple syrup pool
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Be a bean
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Be cursed with having to forever hear and listen to Simon Cowell's inner monologue 24/7
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Listen to Rebecca Black forever