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Always feel like you have to pee and not be able to
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Have a parrot-like beak instead of a human nose and mouth
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Everyone else smells like the most horrible BO ever to you (but to themselves and everyone else they smell normal)
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Lose all of your teeth
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Listen to Rebecca Black forever
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Sleep on a pile of full garbage bags every night
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Have a 3-month old baby for the rest of your life
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Swim forever in a maple syrup pool
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When you die you go on to a blissful afterlife UNLESS someone takes a photo of you full in the face. If that happens the photo steals your soul so that when you die you just cease to exist. Furthermore, in this life your lack of soul will mean you are cursed with misfortune.
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Have an extra, yet useless, thumb growing smack dab out of the middle of your forehead