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  1. All man-made fabrics burn your skin
  2. Everyone else smells like the most horrible BO ever to you (but to themselves and everyone else they smell normal)
  3. Have a parrot-like beak instead of a human nose and mouth
  4. Lose all of your teeth
  5. Sleep on a pile of full garbage bags every night
  6. The only food that gives you sustenance is mosquitoes
  7. Swim forever in a maple syrup pool
  8. Be a bean
  9. Be cursed with having to forever hear and listen to Simon Cowell's inner monologue 24/7
  10. Listen to Rebecca Black forever


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