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Options 1979 to 1989
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Burn to death
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Be an extremely ugly goat who smells like urine and excretes outrageous amounts earwax
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From now on all food tastes like vomit to you
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Be tied down for the rest of your life, with no chance of escape, while a dozen leprechauns dance around you singing "la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!"
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Be 9 months pregnant for the rest of your life
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Your eyeballs are replaced with the same volume of salted peanuts
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Feed yourself with your worst enemy's poop for a whole month (you can drink whatever you want)
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Your legs and body from the chest down are replaced by an upright vacuum cleaner. A handle mounted on your spine lets others push you around easily but you can't move under your own power.
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Sit comfortably in a chair. You are alone in a room no-one else can find. If you ever move more than an inch every other living thing in the universe dies in agony. When you die the restriction is lifted.
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Accidentally kill the love of your life