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  1. Excrete cinnamon buns instead of poop
  2. Have bare feet
  3. Speed limits are abolished
  4. Every day at precisely noon a (CFL style) light bulb appears and starts orbiting your head. If left alone the bulbs accumulate each day until there are many bulbs orbiting your head. A bulb can easily be grabbed and pulled from its orbit at which point there is nothing special about it.
  5. Drink a Diet-Coke
  6. Be able to grow a motorcycle from your crotch
  7. Fit in
  8. Meet Doctor Who but he keeps looking at you funny like he knows something terrible is going to happen to you
  9. Buy a losing lottery ticket
  10. Eat a bowl of granola


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