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Unscrew your keyboard, shake out the crumbs, and eat them
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Mistakenly call someone "sir" or "ma'am" when the opposite is more appropriate.
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Be trapped in an elevator with Adolph Hitler
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Superman hates you fiercly (but considers it morally wrong to kill you)
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Know the capital of Assyria
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An elephant appears in the room you are in right now. No matter how much you point it out - no one else can see it.
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Everyone starts calling you Hank with no explanation and look at you funny if you claim that Hank is not your name
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Have the most fun job in the world, but your personal life is extremely boring
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Mistakenly ask someone when their baby is due when they aren't actually pregnant.
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Argue about something you don't care about