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  1. Keep your body, but everyone thinks you are an extremely attractive member of the opposite gender
  2. Unscrew your keyboard, shake out the crumbs, and eat them
  3. Mistakenly call someone "sir" or "ma'am" when the opposite is more appropriate.
  4. Argue about something you don't care about
  5. Be trapped in an elevator with Adolph Hitler
  6. Superman hates you fiercly (but considers it morally wrong to kill you)
  7. Know the capital of Assyria
  8. An elephant appears in the room you are in right now. No matter how much you point it out - no one else can see it.
  9. Everyone starts calling you Hank with no explanation and look at you funny if you claim that Hank is not your name
  10. Mistakenly ask someone when their baby is due when they aren't actually pregnant.


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