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Whenever you hear the word "chair" you must shout "TABLE" at the top of your lungs
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Alien space bats scoop up your home city and deposit it on the shallow continental shelf several hundred miles offshore from Florida. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone brought along with it into merfolk.
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Most plants are carnivorous, though only a few species are capable of catching something human-sized.
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You gain a health bar with 10 hearts. If your heath ever reaches 0, you die - but it is impossible to die in any other way.
The most damage any one event can cause you is 6 hearts. However minor things (anything as painful as stubbing your toe) all do 1 heart of damage. Injuries in between these two extremes do a proportionate amount of damage.
You regenerate 1 heart per week. Your injuries heal as the hearts of damage they caused heal.
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Break you favorite plate/glass/vase/breakable object
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Run two city blocks naked
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Have a large and colourful tattoo of something cute on your hip
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Have telekinesis but it gave you a very abnormally large head
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Use Yahoo
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Every toe you cut off is worth $10,000