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  1. Have talons instead of fingernails and toenails
  2. Speak like the Swedish Chef
  3. Have tiny octopi on the ends of your fingers that strongly suction onto every surface they touch
  4. You're being chased by six dozen slow zombies
  5. Discover human remains in your basement
  6. Burn your tongue
  7. You have psychoactive hallucinations every day UNLESS you consume 150 micrograms of LSD each day (in which case you function completely normally)
  8. Have an old, slow computer that never crashes and none of the programs it runs ever crash
  9. Have three eyes
  10. Have foreknowledge of how you're going to die. However, you don't know _when_ it will happen.


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