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  1. Never eat cereal again
  2. Get pinkeye
  3. Have car drive over your foot
  4. Be one of Santa's elves
  5. When you die you go on to a blissful afterlife AS LONG AS the last word you ever said was "sky". If that is not the case then you will instead go on to an afterlife of torment.
  6. Never take a good picture
  7. Prove aliens exist, but someone else gets credit and is constantly rubbing it in your face
  8. All your base are belong to us
  9. Become an immortal sorceress with mind-control powers but permanently transform into an enormous black cobra-like serpent with a human face.
  10. Live in a world without chairs


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