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Find out that you are actually an alien raised by human parents after your ship crashed

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bryan.derksen
Which illicit substances? I wouldn't want to sell stuff like crystal meth or anthrax, but IMO some substances like marijuana are unfairly stigmatized.

revegelance
If you're an alien, that might mean you have super powers. And that would be awesome.

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Alexkolberg85

il·lic·it
/ɪˈlɪsɪt/ Show Spelled[ih-lis-it] Show IPA
–adjective
1. not legally permitted or authorized; unlicensed; unlawful.
2. disapproved of or not permitted for moral or ethical reasons.

Selling vibrators to the Amish FTW

danielkinane
I wouldn't be surprised if this were true.

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