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Have mayonnaise instead of skin and you are constantly followed around by a sweaty guy with pimples who is constantly trying to lick you

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The leader in power in your country cannot be publicly questioned or criticized (for fear being killed by the secret police). However your country has free, fair, and open elections every 4 years (during which this condition is lifted).

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thehankerchief
How long is election season?

JonThompsonsEmail
Lets say just a couple months.

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