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Options 1974 to 1984
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Have mayonnaise instead of skin and you are constantly followed around by a sweaty guy with pimples who is constantly trying to lick you
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Get in an accident that severely impedes your mental capacity
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You die if you come within 10 meters of anyone else
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Have all your close friends die
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Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.
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Burn to death
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Be an extremely ugly goat who smells like urine and excretes outrageous amounts earwax
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From now on all food tastes like vomit to you
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Be tied down for the rest of your life, with no chance of escape, while a dozen leprechauns dance around you singing "la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!"
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Be 9 months pregnant for the rest of your life