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Options 1984 to 1994
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Your eyeballs are replaced with the same volume of salted peanuts
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Feed yourself with your worst enemy's poop for a whole month (you can drink whatever you want)
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Your legs and body from the chest down are replaced by an upright vacuum cleaner. A handle mounted on your spine lets others push you around easily but you can't move under your own power.
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Sit comfortably in a chair. You are alone in a room no-one else can find. If you ever move more than an inch every other living thing in the universe dies in agony. When you die the restriction is lifted.
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Accidentally kill the love of your life
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Drink anything you want, but you have to drink from a freshly soiled bedpan. You can dump out the bedpan and shake it, but you can't clean it or wipe it out.
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Fall over grazing all the skin off your body. You become a walking scab, with every movement ripping it off, thus you will never heal.
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Have your legs ripped off and fed to you.
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Drink a bum's vomit for a whole month (you can only eat dry bread)
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Have 100 immortal mosquitoes embedded in your face